Tuesday, September 30, 2008

It's Been Awhile

So I promise, no soul-moving, life-changing, or deeply important things today. Only self-deprecating, everyday stories....

This morning the trains were late- so far, normal- and everyone was in a hurry. The packed trains kept passing the crowd by, who was getting more and more frustrated. Just yesterday we had a staff meeting where we were reminded that someone needs to always be here at 9. (Since I'm usually the one here at 9, I'm assuming that they're referring to the 2 times I've been late). So this morning, I was feeling the anxiety that the business-casuals being passed by the train were feeling....

My first train arrived, we all herded in and packed on, and we made it to the transfer station. Everyone is in a hurry during rush hour in the mornings, but for those in an extra state of "hurriedness" they mandate the right side of the escalators for standing people and the left for the crazies to walk/run/leap up. Well, as I was making my way up the left side, I kept imagining what would happen if just one person on the right swung their elbow just right, knocking down their fellow left-side and causing a domino effect of people down the way.

Somehow in the middle of my day-dreaming, BAM! I completely fall. I still have no idea how it happened. But I have a large bruise on my knee and part of my toenail gone, so I know it happen. And the funny part was, as I was literally laying on the left side of the escalator, people continued standing, staring ahead. I guess it's normal for a curly-headed girl to be sprawled out, face-down on the escalator during rush hour. Thanks business casuals. There was one older woman that asked "Honey, are you alright?" Pridefully, I picked myself up and with my head held high muttered an "Oh yeah, I'm fine." Right Molly- because this happens all the time.

And then I make my way up the rest of the escalator, limping and missing part of a toenail, to begin my morning here in good ol' Chicago.

1 comment:

Ashli said...

I've heard NYC described as an abusive boyfriend that beats you up but you just keep coming back for more...
Sounds like Chicago fits the bill as well.
I enjoyed your disastrous/hilarious tale.
I've had my fair share of un-flattering moments in the city as well..for instance, once when trying to cross a busy intersection (close to the empire state bldg...imagine hoards of tourists) my spiky yellow heel suddenly stuck in a crack in the pavement and my forward thrust left me sprawled on the pavement in front of 6 lanes of traffic. not my proudest moment, but I did dust myself off, gather my self together and limp off with my head held high and my heel bent low!
Cheers to the fabulous life...most of the time! ;)