Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Sixth Wife

Client: Excuse me, miss. If we're applying for her green card, but she has refugee status, how long will the process take?

Me: I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to talk with your immigration counselor about that. You can take a seat, and it'll be just a few minutes.

Client: Oh. So, you're just a secretary or what?

Me: Yeah. I mean I can't answer those questions- I don't want to tell you the wrong thing!

Client: Well, you're a pretty nice looking secretary anyway.

Me: Uh thanks?

Client: Oh sure. If I didn't already have 5 wives, I would definitely marry you!

Me: Oh....*nervous laugh*....uh...ok, uh thanks? Uh, it'll be just a few minutes. Yeah. Ok yeah.

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