Yes, you. The 45-year-old running past me in those white, spandex short shorts. Why? WHY?
I'm just trying to enjoy my walk to work- taking in the fresh air and sunshine. Then here you come, jogging with your ipod and your tight ass shorts. Bikers are the only males that should be allowed to wear spandex like that....and even then, only if they are biking the race of a lifetime.
No one just goes for a friendly jog around the neighborhood in white spandex. You know I can see everything. And you like it.
Gross.
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